Roswell’s Upcoming Alien Theme Park
By stephanie - Monday, May 28th, 2007
Roswell, New Mexico, hub of UFO tourists everywhere, has a new alien theme park in the works. It is tentatively titled “Alien Apex Resort” (huh?) and is slated to open as early as 2010. It will include a rollercoaster where you are taken on a simulated alien abduction.
Many vendors welcome the new addition, saying that tourists often complain there’s nothing much to do in Roswell. (Ummm, staring at the desert sky at night for UFO sightings isn’t good enough?)
I have some additional suggestions for new Roswell attractions:
Do-It-Yourself Alien Autopsy.
Join a team of scientists as you participate in a live alien autopsy. Cut into the skin of a genuine alien. Examine their innards. Get to know an alien up close and personal.
Alien Casino.
Come to the first alien owned and run casino, opened, of course, on an alien reservation. Try your luck at alien gambling games such as “Three Hand Poker,” “Let It Hyperdrive,” and “Men in Blackjack.”
Alien Weddings.
Marry your alien sweetheart at the special Roswell alien wedding chapels. Of course, Elvis didn’t really die, he was just abducted by aliens, so he will be your master of ceremonies.
Or how about a real live alien spaceship tour, and hyperdimensional vortex? If we’re lucky, maybe they’ll throw some time travel in the mix. And let’s not forget a Tesseract that will connect Roswell to Vegas, so you can go watch some half-naked showgirls when it’s all said and done.
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May 29th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
If you’re looking for more information on the Alien Apex Resort Theme Park in Roswell, NM go check out http://AlienApexThemePark.com the site is run locally in Roswell, NM and has the most up to date information and news about the park.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
[...] Restano da scoprire le attrazioni che riempiranno il futuro parco. Qualcuno la butta giustamente sull’ironia, mentre qualcun altro propone varianti, persino inquietanti, delle annunciate montagne russe a tema. [...]
May 31st, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Hey – since you’re into UFOs, have you seen this Roswell video?
http://www.flownetworkproductions.com/evidenceofaliens.htm
I thought it was fake until I watched Part 2. What do you think?
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:21 am
Please note, the ONLY official web site of the Alien Apex Resort is: http://www.alienapexresort.com
All other sites are not in any way related to Alien Apex Resort.
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